Tagged: Humor RSS

  • Visitor 10:50 am on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Discouragement is just an attempt to get you to believe that accomplishment is too far to achieve.

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  • Visitor 10:50 am on April 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Procrastination is the result of the inability to depend on ones self to accomplish a set goal.

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  • girishurwar 3:12 am on March 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , blue jeans, Brown Genes, , Humor, , , Rugged,   

    I wish I had invented the Blue Jeans. But then, I wear my Rugged Brown Genes in style anyway. :)

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  • LaLa85 5:07 pm on March 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    A guy said to me, “Men are smarter than women because two heads are better than one.” I replied, God gave men two heads as a means of compensation. I think God is humorous.

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  • Visitor 11:55 am on February 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
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    Love is when your heart beats faster just being In their presents and knowing that now you are truely happy.

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  • dancerdinobot 11:43 am on November 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , brighten, , cute as a button, , Humor, , ,   

    so there’s this boy.. he’s as cute as a button, his smile can brighten anyones day, his laughter can be heard from acrossed the room, his humor is magnificent, and so much more that would probably take up more than a page for me to talk about… anddd I think im in love, I would introduce him to you.. but you’d probably fall for him too:]

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    • Matt 2:14 am on November 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      :)

    • Nick Campbell 9:47 pm on January 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Nicely done and love how you added a hint of humor to yours. Cute… a very fair 5/5 to you dancer…

  • Visitor 4:53 pm on November 22, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    lets give peace a chance but can peace give us a chance

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    • Nick Campbell 8:00 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Ahhhh ha. Good one i love it! 5/5

  • Visitor 2:10 am on November 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    “To see great changes one must make great sacrifices”
    -Amit Dattani

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    • Nick Campbell 8:03 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      If you have looked at one of my latest quotes, you will see i am very much it as instead to leave it up to one for change, we should all commit ourselves to at least small sacrifice to change the world… go ahead and look if u havent yet. but yeah i still like it.

    • Nick Campbell 8:03 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      5/5 from me to u for i respect ur belief

  • Visitor 2:09 am on November 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    To keep a secret to your self is to keep a secret with one, but to tell an other a secret, is to tell a hundred others the secret.

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  • Visitor 9:05 pm on November 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Sex is like baking a cake, it’s worth the wait.

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    • emeraldforrestmiller 9:13 pm on November 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      thats mine. (:

    • Nick Campbell 8:04 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      5/5 totally agree

  • Visitor 11:11 am on October 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Morality is but the most naive, most sly bitter sweet harmony of beauty and inanity this world has to offer.

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    • shane 11:53 pm on October 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Wow, this quote took me a sec ha, but it’s a great quote!
      5 Stars, errr 5 quotes, lol

  • Visitor 12:54 pm on October 19, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Retrospecting our lives it doesn’t do any good for us. Comparing both Past and Present we see that things change. What is more important today is to follow up the mood of the moment because it is this mood that guides your present state of mind and takes you to think in a better and mature way. -Helder Monteiro

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    • Matt 1:37 am on October 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Wow, incredible quote. I love it…

    • shane 11:58 pm on October 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Aye! I’ll drink to that my friend! Retrospecting doesn’t further life, it postpones it!

  • Visitor 11:46 pm on October 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    We are like one big puzzle, its how we fit together that makes us one.

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  • Visitor 11:34 pm on October 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    I’m not a smart man… but I know what love is. -Forrest Gump

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    • Matt 1:11 pm on October 5, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Haha, yes! Great quote and great movie!

  • Visitor 10:08 pm on September 25, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    A true friend isn’t one who stays with you forever, but one who leaves you then has the courage to ask for forgiveness.

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    • markis 11:13 pm on October 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I think if someone stayed with me forever I would call them a true friend…

  • Visitor 2:51 pm on September 23, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    There is only one foolish reason to be an actor and that is to be famous.

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    • markis 11:17 pm on October 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Nah, I disagree. I’m sure 100% of all actors didn’t get into the acting business just to be famous. In fact I think the most successful actors/actresses were not even focused on being famous through acting…

  • Visitor 10:27 pm on September 20, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Being out of hope feels like you lost something very important and you want it back very badly. It’s too painful that even you give the world your biggest smile, your loudest laugh, your happiest times, you could still feel deep inside that something is missing. You can sometimes take it out of your mind, but not in your heart. You can’t be able to sleep well every night, nor have a ‘good morning’… And in every single second feels like it’s the end.

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    • markis 11:20 pm on October 4, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      This quote totally deserves 5 stars! Love it! Lets see some more like this one!

  • weldermyass 9:33 am on September 6, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Humor   

    Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear.
    -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

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  • Laurie 6:37 pm on September 2, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Knowing me the way you do, then you must know I think of you.
    But even though I know you know I’m just writing this to tell you so!

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  • Visitor 7:59 pm on August 24, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    The sky always looks more clear to the optimist.

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  • Visitor 9:33 pm on August 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    When you are friends with fat people there are no such things as teeter totters only catapults.

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  • Visitor 1:04 am on August 21, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    I don’t make friends with fat people, because if they cant take care of themselves then how are they supposed to take care of me.

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    • Dillon 10:38 am on August 31, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      I can see you are considerate and place others before yourself. It is all about how you are treated…is not it?

  • Visitor 10:36 pm on August 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Love is like a pill. It takes some time getting used to.

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  • Visitor 9:30 pm on August 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Negativity is like the flu epidemic. Some people get sick or get immune.

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  • Matt 3:46 pm on August 15, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Health and wealth should never be measured.

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  • Visitor 1:08 pm on August 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Never argue with an idiot, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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  • Visitor 3:40 pm on August 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Snow is rain that’s cold.

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  • Visitor 4:08 pm on August 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Show me the meaning, of being lonely!

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  • Visitor 2:19 pm on August 9, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    You can go anywhere if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

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  • Matt 12:22 am on August 8, 2009 Permalink | Reply
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    Peanut butter and Jelly Rocks!

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    • Anonymous 1:00 pm on August 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Mmmm… yes indeed…

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