“We the unwilling, working for the ungrateful, are doing the impossible. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.” –Unknown

“You spend your whole life believing that you’re on the right track, only to discover that you’re on the wrong train.” –Unknown

“I know they say love is blind, but does it also have to be deaf, dumb, and stupid? –Unknown

“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they ticked me off.” –Unknown

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.”– Erica Jong

“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.” — David Friedman

“He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.” –Unknown

“Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.” — Lily Tomlin

“Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.” — George Burns

“Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.” — George Bernard Shaw

“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshiped anything but himself.” — Sir Richard F. Burton

“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.” — Samuel Goldwyn

“Crime does not pay… as well as politics.” — Alfred E. Newman

“Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?” — La Rochefoucauld

“Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” — Jonathan Swift

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Bob Hope

“I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words.” — Jo Ramos

“Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.” –Unknown

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