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  • billy lomas 10:35 am on October 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    At 40 your 10 years too old for Club 18-30, but on the plus side your 10 years too young for Saga.

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  • billy lomas 8:25 pm on October 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    Old age is when you reverse your car from your driveway into your neighbour’s swimming pool across the road, and believe it was the car’s fault and not yours.

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  • billy lomas 10:42 pm on September 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    How much you love someone isn’t a thing that you can control like the water pressure in the shower.
    Love comes from the heart and the heart is the enemy of control,reason and logic.

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  • billy lomas 12:41 am on August 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    It’s not a case of how good do I look, more a case of how bad can I make you look.

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  • billy lomas 12:38 am on August 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    The only notes I ever took from a director were the ones I could spend in the pub.

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