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• scholesd 6:02 pm on July 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  I read a book once, and realised that even though it was entertaining it would make no difference to whether or not I would enjoy my life. Then I wondered why I bought it in the first place.

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• scholesd 5:06 am on March 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  Did you ask to be born? No. Did you ask to die? No. Therefore, life is unfair. End of story.

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• scholesd 5:37 am on March 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  If I fell down on the sidewalk, I’d land in a bucket of shit. That’s how lucky I am. And then God would do nothing to help.

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• scholesd 5:35 am on March 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  If you ask someone a simple question, you won’t get an answer. If you offer someone money to answer your question, you will. People are very predictable.

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• scholesd 5:32 am on March 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  You can teach a dog to walk on its hind legs, but it will still be a dog. And you can teach a Catholic to tell the truth sometimes, but it will still be a Catholic.

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• scholesd 5:29 am on March 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  All I am is the amount of money I’m chasing after. That sums me up. All I care about is the almighty dollar.

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• scholesd 8:31 am on February 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  You never can have the thing you love. It always manages to slip through your fingers. For example, if you want a million dollars, you just can’t have it. If you want a girlfriend (or boyfriend), you can’t have it. If you want a holiday to Europe, you can’t have it. God always makes sure you miss out on what you want.

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• scholesd 2:54 pm on February 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  Life is a piece of shit, and I’d like to flush it down the toilet.

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• scholesd 8:53 am on February 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  This is the life we chose, the life we lead, and there is only one guarantee…None of us will get to see Heaven.
  -Paul Newman in Road To Perdition

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• scholesd 8:11 am on February 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  If there is no God, then what is the whole point of life? What is the meaning? I wish I knew. Some say that the meaning of life is to get married and start a family. Some say the meaning is to make millions of dollars. But the truth is…nobody knows.

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• scholesd 2:26 am on February 7, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  It might be time to grow up. If you’re older than 25, you have no excuse for whingeing about things. Think about that.

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• scholesd 8:23 am on February 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  Pettiness does lead to depression. When we complain about something that is trivial, we bring on all sorts of mental disorders and problems. Never be petty.

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• scholesd 10:08 pm on February 1, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  Nothing good is going to come out of the future. But the real question is…what do you want from the future? What do you want from life?

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• scholesd 6:13 am on January 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  If I had not lost an arm in a car accident, I would be happier than what I am right now. If I had had a girlfriend when I was young, I would be happier than what I am right now. If I’d never been born, I would be happier than what I am right now. If I had ten million dollars, I would be happier than what I am right now. Self-pity destroys everything around it except itself…Don’t let it destroy everything because if you do, you’ve only got yourself to blame.

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• scholesd 9:47 am on January 26, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  I can assure you that tomorrow you will have to deal with several problems, whether you like it or not. But how do you make problems go away? Not sure. Maybe you have to remind yourself that positive thinking conquers everything.

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• scholesd 8:29 pm on January 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  The opposite word to happiness is “fear”. That’s why I aim to be fearless. And remember there are three things about life that never change…It goes on, and shit happens. And then it hits the fan.

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• scholesd 2:29 am on January 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  If I had a dollar for every time I laughed, I wouldn’t have that much money. How much money would you have? Remember…a day without laughter is a day wasted.

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• scholesd 12:22 am on January 25, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  what have you achieved if you get everything you want out of life, but don’t appreciate it?

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• scholesd 9:22 am on January 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  Life is a snapshot from Hell. It can really bore you and make you suffer. That’s why they invented anti-depressants.

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• scholesd 11:59 pm on January 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  What you want and what you get are always two different things. And the Buddhists believe that wanting too much causes suffering. So when you get something that isn’t quite what you wanted, remember that you never get what you want anyway. Life wasn’t meant to be easy.

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• scholesd 5:59 am on January 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  There are three things in the mind that occur naturally every day. Words, emotions, and thoughts. Choose your words carefully. Does that make sense? Use words like “hope” and “fun”. Don’t use words like “terrible” and “disappointing.” Emotion in maths…equals words plus thoughts.

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• scholesd 5:47 am on January 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  It is disappointing when things go wrong. And sometimes, it’s disappointing when things go right. How is that possible? Some people see the bad in everything.

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• scholesd 3:19 am on January 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  Whether or not you like life depends on four things. The amount of money in your bank account. The amount of enemies you have. The amount of sex you’re getting. And whether or not you’ve got any brains. I definitely don’t have the last one.

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• scholesd 6:58 am on January 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  I have a dream…To become less selfish. And to share my pizza rather than eating the whole thing. There is nothing better in life than being unselfish.

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• scholesd 6:51 am on January 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  It’s hard to see things from other people’s points of view. But you’ve got to sometimes. The world does not revolve around you. Think about that.

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• scholesd 2:52 am on January 22, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  When the times are good, life is fun. But when the times are bad, life is a punishment worse than death. That’s why Hamlet asked the question “Is it better to live or to drop dead?” It’s a tough one…To be or not to be? I don’t think that question has ever been answered properly.

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• scholesd 7:56 am on January 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply

  There are only two things in this world that mean anything. The first is “hope”. Without it, life would be pretty bleak. The second is “common sense”. Without that, we would all make stupid decisions. I have neither of these two things, but I hope that one day I have both.

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• scholesd 2:12 am on January 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

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• scholesd 3:38 pm on October 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply

  I don’t know what to do…I’ve got a lot of anger inside me and am getting sore fists from punching the walls at my house. Maybe I should punch God a few times.

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• scholesd 11:12 pm on September 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

  Maybe I’m all stuffed up in the head but…No, I was right the first time…Maybe I am stuffed in the head.

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