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• saltkid 4:57 pm on May 9, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Once you accept the past for what it is, you are able to move on to the future. But the problem is some people never accept it for what it is. It is what it is. So you don’t have a choice, you either accept it or you dwell on it for the next thirty years. But that’s no good. You will lose everything if you indulge in self-pity. You will lose more than just the best years of your life if that’s what you think you’ve already lost.

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• saltkid 10:49 pm on April 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Mick Malthouse believes going along the boundary line in a game of footy is safe and reliable. It’s a pity there’s no boundary line in life you can go down.

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• saltkid 10:47 pm on April 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  It’s an unhelpful thought to believe that an enemy deserves a punch in the face even though it might be true.

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• saltkid 10:45 pm on April 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  You can teach a dog good manners but it will still be a dog.

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• saltkid 10:42 pm on April 27, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Life is a bit like Justin Bieber. It’s a little turd.

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• saltkid 6:31 pm on April 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  The metaphor I use for life is it’s like a jigsaw puzzle but some of the pieces have been lost or stolen. So you have little hope of putting it all together. It’s impossible.

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• saltkid 6:28 pm on April 23, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  If I had a dollar for every time I thought a woman was attracted to me and I got it wrong, I’d have a thousand dollars in my bank account. Enough for a holiday to Kaniva.

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• saltkid 8:17 pm on April 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  I suppose in life we all have to fall seven times, and stand up eight. We all stuff things up sometimes. But we can recover if we keep standing up. If we keep trying.

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• saltkid 12:50 am on March 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  When I died, I had a final thought…That all the lies and shit people said to me was for no reason. It was just bad luck. And I honestly wished they would all burn in Hell for one hundred years.

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• saltkid 2:49 pm on February 21, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  The worst thing about life is when you find yourself in a catch 22 situation. And that seems to happen nearly every fuckin day. FUCK!

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• saltkid 2:39 pm on February 15, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  I suppose we all get a bit precious when we think about the past and some of the bad things that have happened to us.

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• saltkid 8:47 am on February 5, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Life is a burden that no-one should have to bear.

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• saltkid 1:49 pm on February 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  the best moment in life is when we figure out what to do about a problem, and then we do it, and it works.

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• saltkid 1:46 pm on February 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  The worst moment of life is when we see that there’s nothing we can do about a problem.

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• saltkid 12:33 am on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  It ain’t wise to argue with fools.

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• saltkid 12:30 am on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  At the end of the day, life is like a faggot. It fucks you and fucks you and fucks you and fucks you. And just when you think it’s all over, that’s when the REAL fucking starts.

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• saltkid 12:27 am on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  When someone puts you in an awkward position, you have to live through it and learn from it. That’s life.

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• saltkid 5:16 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  It’s not a bad day. You just think it’s a bad day.

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• saltkid 10:35 pm on January 24, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  All I am is what I think about. _Al Pacino

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• saltkid 9:39 pm on January 22, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  I finally solved a piece of the jigsaw puzzle called life. There are so many pieces, it’s almost impossible to put it all together. There are ten billion pieces and you can realistically only add one a day.

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• saltkid 7:44 pm on January 19, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Dwelling on the past is like pissing in the wind. If you’ve got a little dick, don’t do it because everyone will see what you’re doing and laugh. The past is what it is. The world is what it is. So, get over it.

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• saltkid 1:18 pm on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  It is a fact that there is a thing in life called human decency. A way of treating people. But the problem is some people don’t have any.

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• saltkid 1:14 pm on January 14, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Life reminds me of a Prostitute. You never know what she’s going to do next.

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• saltkid 6:36 pm on January 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Life is the study of philosophy. Not the other way round.

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• saltkid 6:30 pm on January 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  If you have a friend in your life who makes you feel like your walking on eggshells when you talk to her, it might be best to put an end to the friendship. It’s not going to help anyone to continue with it.

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• saltkid 10:32 am on January 12, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Look, I don’t want to talk about it.
  -Prime Minister John Howard (when questioned about one of his citizens being given the death penalty)

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• saltkid 4:31 am on January 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Don’t threaten to hit someone with a sledgehammer unless you’re willing to do it. Never bluff.

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• saltkid 4:20 am on January 7, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Making cynical statements about stuff you can’t change is like pissing in the wind.

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• saltkid 2:19 am on January 4, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. And then one day when you see an opportunity to take vengeance against one of your enemies, do it. Everyone will see that you are not afraid. And then they will fear you. -The Godfather

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• saltkid 7:19 pm on January 3, 2012 Permalink | Reply

  Stalking is unwanted attention.

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