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  • Mike C 10:14 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

    “Always keep a bathing suit in your car because hot tub parties happen spontaneously and your dick is too small for skinny dipping”

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  • Mike C 9:54 pm on February 2, 2012 Permalink | Reply

    “Comedy cannot be learned but is constantly being taught”

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