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  • Kanu 5:52 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    A sleeping penis can be raised anytime, but a raised penis needs to be masturbated or pampered to come in the sleeping position.

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  • Kanu 5:49 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    Masturbation is an art, every man knows.

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  • Kanu 5:43 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    Don’t be in pain, release it. As pain in any part of your body, disturbs your whole body.

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  • Kanu 5:43 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    Give your wife a kiss and say goodbye, and you will see how your relation develops.

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  • Kanu 5:42 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    Wife is like knife, she cuts you heart, when she loves you as well as when she hates you.

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  • Kanu 5:41 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    I dont like chatting on chat portals to the friends, and neglect the once who are sitting in front of me.

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  • Kanu 5:39 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    I want to cry as loud as i laugh

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  • Kanu 5:25 am on October 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

    An unconditional Love always reigns supreme.

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